I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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