A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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