dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Randomize
