And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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