I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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