Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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