They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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