I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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