Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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