I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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