Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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