Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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