Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
