I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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