everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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