if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Randomize
