I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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