Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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