Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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