My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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