question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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