I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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