every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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