Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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