also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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