before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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