Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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