doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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