Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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