Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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