Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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