just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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