we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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