ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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