oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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