the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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