Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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