I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
