the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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