No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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