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She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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