she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize