omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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