if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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