i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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