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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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