Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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