"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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