none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Your topless pictures make me question reality
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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