Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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