Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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