But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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