I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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