So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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